The worlds worst chat-up lines

Scenario

I witnessed a great one only recently in the Chinese takeaway in my local town!
OK so not the glamour of Harrods, but it’s worthy of discussion because it was a great example of lame chat-up lines!
I’m sure you can picture the typical Chinese Takeaway, small room, bare walls with gloss paint, TV in the corner and a huge menu above the counter with around 175 different choices.

Waiting for their meals were 2 guys who’d arrived together, and had obviously been drinking for most of the afternoon, and one girl who’d arrived alone. She looked classy and was very attractive.

The guys spent the entire time visually 'feasting' on her and finally when her meal arrived and she started to leave one of them said:
“Have a great evening hot honey!”

She didn’t even look at the guy, choosing to ‘blank’ him completely and walk rapidly to her car. Which was a BMW M3 convertible! Very nice!

Analysis

Let’s give this a bit of thought:
Firstly how does it feel for a girl to be on her own in a confined area with 2 lechourous drunken guys.
Not great! In fact probably pretty scary!

As for “Have a great evening hot honey!”

If you have ever said that then you need to give yourself a slap on the wrist.

If you still think it’s cool then find yourself a mirror, look into it and repeat 20 times:
“I promise never to say 'have a great evening hot honey!'”

Get the picture??!!


Action

Instead here’s what you’re going to do.

As soon as she walks in you must give her your best smile you can do. A real friendly warm smile. (We go into detail on this in the course and give you an exercise on how to MASTER it).

Then you simply say: “Hiya, how you doing?”

Say it with a huge amount of warmth, sincerity and confidence. And smile!


Result

By doing this you have ‘ELEVATED’ yourself above everyone else in the room. You’re suddenly the friendly face in a crowd. The guy who’s confident and cool. And you’re not a threat!

And that’s it........for now......because she’ll probably say: “I’m great thanks.” And smile back at you.

And if you want to know what to do next so that you can progress you need to do the SECRET ART OF ATTRACTION™ course.

In here we go through ALL the details and ALL the exercies you need to progress this from a friendly greeting, to a date, to much more!!

In fact it’s so good that we put our money where our mouth is and state that if you’re not happy you can return it within 14 days for a full refund.

But for now, just remember, a huge smile and a “Hi how you doing?” will get you a smile and an answer.

Enjoy your Chinese meal!

Callum